Hahaha! What could be funnier than BENT CHOICE actually making a chart position at Soundclick.com? How about TWO chart positions? That's right! The decrepit tune "Wisteria Girl" has managed to climb all the way to #15 on the Experimental chart, and #86 on the Alternative chart! Not bad for complete bullshit music!

Bad haircut of the day.

Good lord, but that girl needs to chop about five pounds off her skull.

BENT CHOICE IS LIVE

Hooray! Fuck mp3.com. Stroll on over to The Bent Choice website to listen to all of the album I made in less than a day! You'll be sure to hate it! : )

Tra la la.

Korn's latest tour is called the "Pop Sux Tour". Gee, just proves my point that these guys are as childish as those they claim to despise. I think if they had just been honest and called it the Korn Sux Big Shitty Ass Tour, they would have sold a lot more tickets. After all, these guys are following their log homes down the toilet as of late, no?

More digital bullshit masquerading as something interesting.

"How I ever thought that bandicoot was the bizzy bizzomb is beyond me."

If you need that explained, please click the link in the last entry. Jesus.

Shitty Blog of the Day

"Elite Speak" (or "L337" as it is known). Is one of the dumbest things the kiddies have ever come up with. Join me now in visiting this crappy ass blog that embraces that ...and a whole lot of other retarded jargon, won't you?

Go here please.

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