Here's what I want you to do people. Go find yourself these beers: Dogfish Head Raison D'etre, Spaten Optimator, and Troeg's Troegenator. You only need one of each. Drink each of them (they range in content from 7.2-8.2% ABV). Now put on some fucking music and groove. You only need the three beers, one of each. You'll be smahsed before you know it. Now don't pound them when you're drinking...I'm serious when I say at least take an hour and a half to enjoy all three. If you want to throw in an OTC sleeping aid as well, that's cool too. Now just do this and put on some good music and relax, goddammit. You'll thank me for it.